Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow
And addition with the 5K's..?
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
7-11..
Was at 7-11 last night..
my intention was to go there to buy a drink..
instead.. i bought something else as well..
guess what i bought..?
i bought a watch..! lolx..
find it amusing lahx..
cux i've always thought 7-11 is a store to mainly get snacks and drinks..
i know got slippers and t-shirts..
but watches..? 1st time.. lolx..
the watch design is really not bad worx..
it's white..
instead of numbers.. it's the chinese zodiac animals..
dragon.. ox.. snake.. horse.. goat..
u get the drift..
lolx.. 7-11..
it's really a store and more..
my intention was to go there to buy a drink..
instead.. i bought something else as well..
guess what i bought..?
i bought a watch..! lolx..
find it amusing lahx..
cux i've always thought 7-11 is a store to mainly get snacks and drinks..
i know got slippers and t-shirts..
but watches..? 1st time.. lolx..
the watch design is really not bad worx..
it's white..
instead of numbers.. it's the chinese zodiac animals..
dragon.. ox.. snake.. horse.. goat..
u get the drift..
lolx.. 7-11..
it's really a store and more..
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Funny~
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Neelam was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms. Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."
Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms. Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms. Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms. Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.
Ms. Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms. Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms. Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Ms. Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck
Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms. Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME
Ms. Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms. Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."
Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms. Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms. Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms. Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.
Ms. Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms. Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms. Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Ms. Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck
Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms. Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME
Ms. Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
Friday, April 24, 2009
SACUL Part 4..
It's affecting me more than i thought..
it hlps that i am keeping myself busy..
hey.. know what..?
i have confidence in myself that i'll be able to do it..
and know another thing..?
during this short period of time..
he has already changed a small part of my life..
for that.. i thank him..
it's a change for the better..
it hlps that i am keeping myself busy..
hey.. know what..?
i have confidence in myself that i'll be able to do it..
and know another thing..?
during this short period of time..
he has already changed a small part of my life..
for that.. i thank him..
it's a change for the better..
Thursday, April 23, 2009
SACUL.. Part 3..
Rememeber the previous post i mentioned good things come to an end..?
yupx.. it has ended..
although u might think.. 3 days only.. not much mahx..
to me.. alot of emotions were re-awaken bcux of him..
saying i'm not upset would be lying..
in fact.. i'm devastated.. crying as i type this entry..
but i feel..
i dun regret knowing him..
i dun regret doing the things i did with him..
i dun regret anything that happened between us..
the only thing i can be unhappy about is how unlucky i am to know him at this point of time..
i believe i am strong enough to withstand this emotional turmoil..
i have no choice.. even if i can't..
i have to pretend i can and show a strong front..
peepx.. take care..
missing him already.. how like that.. haix.. *stabs own heart*
yupx.. it has ended..
although u might think.. 3 days only.. not much mahx..
to me.. alot of emotions were re-awaken bcux of him..
saying i'm not upset would be lying..
in fact.. i'm devastated.. crying as i type this entry..
but i feel..
i dun regret knowing him..
i dun regret doing the things i did with him..
i dun regret anything that happened between us..
the only thing i can be unhappy about is how unlucky i am to know him at this point of time..
i believe i am strong enough to withstand this emotional turmoil..
i have no choice.. even if i can't..
i have to pretend i can and show a strong front..
peepx.. take care..
missing him already.. how like that.. haix.. *stabs own heart*
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
SACUL Part 2..
i'm typing this entry from his lappy in his hostel room..
we had a heart to heart talk last night before sleeping..
the talk was intense in a way whereby we were really serious and it was really full of emotion..
the experience is enlightening.. i feel very light after talking..
dun ask me why.. lolx.. i dunno myself..
in the end.. somehow we came to an understanding..
yupx.. we came to an understanding..
but i realise something..
i dunno why..
regardless the 'understanding'..
i feel..
i just want to be by him.. and him by me..
btw peepx.. i only know him on the 20th of April..
Philip gave him my number..
over here.. i wanna thank him..
THANKS PHILIP~!
oh peepx.. i had another perfect morning.. lolx..
woke up earlier than him and saw his face..
and.. his goofy smile when he woke up..
that point of time.. i feel like i'm the luckiest person ever..
good things dun last..
ppl.. treasure whenever possible..
cheers~!
we had a heart to heart talk last night before sleeping..
the talk was intense in a way whereby we were really serious and it was really full of emotion..
the experience is enlightening.. i feel very light after talking..
dun ask me why.. lolx.. i dunno myself..
in the end.. somehow we came to an understanding..
yupx.. we came to an understanding..
but i realise something..
i dunno why..
regardless the 'understanding'..
i feel..
i just want to be by him.. and him by me..
btw peepx.. i only know him on the 20th of April..
Philip gave him my number..
over here.. i wanna thank him..
THANKS PHILIP~!
oh peepx.. i had another perfect morning.. lolx..
woke up earlier than him and saw his face..
and.. his goofy smile when he woke up..
that point of time.. i feel like i'm the luckiest person ever..
good things dun last..
ppl.. treasure whenever possible..
cheers~!
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
SACUL..
20th April.. met Roy, BenChor, Weewee and KenLeong for movie..
we watched 17-Again.. the storyline.. so-so only.. not that fantastic..
but the main star.. omg.. cute cute fit fit worx.. lolx..
he called me during the movie.. i couldn't talk.. and he waited for my phone call..
called him right after the movie and chatted with him..
unknowingly.. 30mins worx..
anyway..
after the movie.. met up with Vincevince and Imran..
smoke smoke awhile the i accompanied Roy to Tantric for a while..
after Tantric.. went to NTU hostel meet him..
see him study till i fell asleep.. lolx..
but happy lahx.. wake up 1st thing is see his face..
somemore he wake up see me looking at me then also smile his goofy smile..
*melts*
we watched 17-Again.. the storyline.. so-so only.. not that fantastic..
but the main star.. omg.. cute cute fit fit worx.. lolx..
he called me during the movie.. i couldn't talk.. and he waited for my phone call..
called him right after the movie and chatted with him..
unknowingly.. 30mins worx..
anyway..
after the movie.. met up with Vincevince and Imran..
smoke smoke awhile the i accompanied Roy to Tantric for a while..
after Tantric.. went to NTU hostel meet him..
see him study till i fell asleep.. lolx..
but happy lahx.. wake up 1st thing is see his face..
somemore he wake up see me looking at me then also smile his goofy smile..
*melts*
Monday, April 20, 2009
ZIRCA~
On the 19th of April.. went to Zirca..
drank a lot a lot.. *classified info*..
in the end.. gone case..
initially.. went to e dance floor and dance..
no idea how and why.. i kept on stoning on stage and have memory blanks..
thus 4 interesting things happened..
1stly.. if i remember correctly.. i think i had at least 5/6 person approaching me on stage asking me if i am alright cux i was like so drunk and high.. lolx..
2ndly.. i dunno how i ended frm the dance floor to the smoking room whereby a late 20s or early 30s guy was supporting me up and letting/helping me smoke.. i was alert suddenly.. saw him.. and quickly excused myself.. goodness.. scary lahx..
3rdly.. was dancing with Philip and just having fun.. apprently.. Philip noticed a guy staring/looking at me.. in the end.. push the guy and me to introduce each other.. we exchanged number..
lastly.. i was really totally gone.. i disappeared to find my frens.. and someone approached Philip and asked for my number.. Philip reluctantly gave him..
both guys messaged me.. as in.. i know the 1st guy.. duh.. i saw him face to face.. but the second guy.. hmm.. he says he had been looking at me the whole night while i was dancing at the platform.. lolx.. wonder if it's true..
well well.. overall.. this Zirca trip is one of best clubbing experience for me..
cheers peepx~!
drank a lot a lot.. *classified info*..
in the end.. gone case..
initially.. went to e dance floor and dance..
no idea how and why.. i kept on stoning on stage and have memory blanks..
thus 4 interesting things happened..
1stly.. if i remember correctly.. i think i had at least 5/6 person approaching me on stage asking me if i am alright cux i was like so drunk and high.. lolx..
2ndly.. i dunno how i ended frm the dance floor to the smoking room whereby a late 20s or early 30s guy was supporting me up and letting/helping me smoke.. i was alert suddenly.. saw him.. and quickly excused myself.. goodness.. scary lahx..
3rdly.. was dancing with Philip and just having fun.. apprently.. Philip noticed a guy staring/looking at me.. in the end.. push the guy and me to introduce each other.. we exchanged number..
lastly.. i was really totally gone.. i disappeared to find my frens.. and someone approached Philip and asked for my number.. Philip reluctantly gave him..
both guys messaged me.. as in.. i know the 1st guy.. duh.. i saw him face to face.. but the second guy.. hmm.. he says he had been looking at me the whole night while i was dancing at the platform.. lolx.. wonder if it's true..
well well.. overall.. this Zirca trip is one of best clubbing experience for me..
cheers peepx~!
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Laziness..
Have been feeling ultra lazy these days..
i shall admit that there were several posts that i should have blogged but didn't..
few examples.. Melvin's Birthday.. Weiting's Wedding..
goodness.. i'm such a lazy person..
well.. i should try to improve..
bewarned.. don't expect anything to happen..
it's just a suggestion to myself..
i might not listen to my own advice.. lolx..
anyway..
ciaox superstars..! hope u have a fabulous sunday~!
i shall admit that there were several posts that i should have blogged but didn't..
few examples.. Melvin's Birthday.. Weiting's Wedding..
goodness.. i'm such a lazy person..
well.. i should try to improve..
bewarned.. don't expect anything to happen..
it's just a suggestion to myself..
i might not listen to my own advice.. lolx..
anyway..
ciaox superstars..! hope u have a fabulous sunday~!
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
D Family..
The Official Namelist of D Family..
Roy
Monster
Brian
Delong
Terry
Layss
Kenneth.W
Andy.Y
Andrea
Kenneth.L
BenChor
Vincent
there are 12 of us in this group..
with many other people hanging out with us..
so fun worx.. lolx..
anyway.. before i end.. i read someone's blog..
and he said he wants to live an ATAS life..
all i can say is..
if u're up there.. u're up..
u can try all u want..
but there'll always be someone putting u down..
who knows..
might even be me.. lolx..
ciaox ppl.. have a great weekend~!
Roy
Monster
Brian
Delong
Terry
Layss
Kenneth.W
Andy.Y
Andrea
Kenneth.L
BenChor
Vincent
there are 12 of us in this group..
with many other people hanging out with us..
so fun worx.. lolx..
anyway.. before i end.. i read someone's blog..
and he said he wants to live an ATAS life..
all i can say is..
if u're up there.. u're up..
u can try all u want..
but there'll always be someone putting u down..
who knows..
might even be me.. lolx..
ciaox ppl.. have a great weekend~!
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Saturday, April 4, 2009
JinRong..
Happy Birthday To You..
Happy Birthday To You..
Happy Birthday To JR..!
Happy Birthday To You..
Hey hey.. you're the 1st of Warner to be 21 worx..
congrats on officially becoming an adult.. lolx..
Happy Birthday To You..
Happy Birthday To JR..!
Happy Birthday To You..
Hey hey.. you're the 1st of Warner to be 21 worx..
congrats on officially becoming an adult.. lolx..
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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