Funny~!

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Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng: "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng: The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Funny..

A woman was sitting in the waiting room for her first appointment with a new dentist when she noticed his diploma hanging on the wall.

It bore his full name and she suddenly remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the same name.

He had been in her high school class some 40-odd years before and she wondered, "Could he be the same guy she had a secret crush on way back then?"

When she got into the treatment room she quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was much too old to have been her secret crush... or was he?

After he examined her teeth she asked if he had attended Morgan Park High School. "Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang!" He said, gleaming with pride.

"When did you graduate?" she asked. "1959. Why do you ask?" he answered.

"Well, you were in my class!" she exclaimed. To which the ugly, old, wrinkled jerk asked, "So, what did you teach?"

WeiTing's Big Day~!

Happy Wedding to you Weiting..!

Don't really know how to give wedding greetings..

So.. yeah..

Just wish you'll stay happy forever..!

Cheers gal~! Frends 4eva~!

Funny..

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.When they arrived to the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"He replied, "To the kitchen."She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"He replied, "Sure."She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"He said, "No, I can remember that."She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily:"I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

Funny Creative Fingers..

Very creative lorx..

Funny..

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game. The blonde, who's tired and just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and says the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention; and figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "it's your turn."

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs but comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references--no answer. He taps into the airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress--no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde says "Thank you" and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Zirca~!

Met up with the peepx at Le Noir for a private show.. it's for invites only..
LeNoir is unique.. first time i see a pub with topless waiters..
not a bad idea..
lolx.. Andy.Y and BenChor even took pics with 1 of them..
then.. the main programme for the day..

Went Zirca with most of the 'D' Family, 'SK' Family and friends..
(S-E-H K-A.. Seh ka Seh ka..) [lolx..]
the interior is nice.. renovated with some of MOS old decorations..
drinks price are farely resonable.. i think..
music.. fantastic..
what can go wrong with DJ GL.. lolx..
again.. i didn't bring my camera..
go to Layss blog..
i think she should have some pics..
go check it out..
cheers peepx~!

btw.. grats to MonMon on getting so drunk.. lolx..

05-03-2009..

Battery Commander knows my down-pez liaox..

officially going to stay in the office while i wait for my posting..

no need to go outfield with the rest..

woots~! yay~!

happy worx..

lolx.. i'm crazy..

Kumar @ Hard Rock Cafe..

Went HRC with Roy, Monster, Terry, Andrea and BenChor for Kumar's show..

the show is good..

very funny..

pity didn't bring out my camera for photos..

will definately go again if i have the chance..

cheers peepx..